Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels

Rikki Greenberg, NBC5 Street Team

Will bloated former rockstar Bret Michaels ever find love?

Probably not, but at least the guy is remaining optimistic!

Micheals is giving love one more chance on his new show Rock of Love Bus With Bret Michaels. As an avid viewer of both seasons of Rock of Love (shout out to Daisy…whoop! whoop!), I could not wait to see the new crop of talented, classy and intelligent ladies the aging rocker gets to choose from.

Oh boy was I not disappointed! The variety of blonde, overly enhanced women on this show is astonishing. However, the most exciting part of this tried-and-true classic is Michaels gets to find love while he’s on a month-long tour! And you thought things couldn’t get any classier. Shame on you.

Throughout this “tour”, Michaels will put the girls through unique challenges that pertain to his “rockstar” lifestyle, such as dealing with sexually aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling road trips or dodging the advances of the warm- up band. Whooever fails to complete the challenge gets eliminated and left at a parking lot while the other girls get one more chance at love as they hop on a bus and continue to the next destination.

With five girls already gone, (one resembling Daisy, but with more piercings and other one resembling too much plastic surgery), Michaels may be getting it right this time.

Is the former Poison front man finally steering away from the bleach blonde former adult entertainer with fake boobs type?

I guess we’ll have to tune in this Sunday to find out!

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