Something so shocking, so unbelievable, so horrifying just happened. Brace yourself because it’s going to be so devastating that multiple boxes of tissue must be on hand.
I know…I already have two boxes of tissue thrown in the trash.
So the whole make-up running, uncontrollable sobbing and body shaking performance of Ambre during the final episode was fake?! I thought she was the most sincere one! I should of known the earth-shattering love she felt for Micheals was just another ploy to raise viewership for the show. And to think Micheals could of faked his love as well is even more disturbing.
Well not really. Ambre was in his age range, had career goals, was normal looking and only dressed like a stripper half of the time, so I guess it does make sense why these two love birds couldn’t make it after all.
The part that really gets me is my pseudo sister, Daisy, is curled up in a ball somewhere, eating pints of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream while watching re-runs of SpongeBob SquarePants on Nickelodeon in order to deal with her loss of Micheals.
Hopefully, she can get out of rejection depression and come back to compete on his new show, Rock of Love Bus with Bret Micheals!
Even in his state of vulnerability and grief, Micheals has decided to keep his dream of love alive. Here’s to the fourth, fifth and sixth season…lekhaim!